Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit suicide
AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo why the rope.
BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor!
AKPOS: Why all the makeups then.
BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my face will be in the papers tomorrow
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DAD: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
AKPOS: Both.
DAD: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go
AKPOS: Paris
DAD: That means you like your mum more?
AKPOS: No, I like Paris.
DAD: OK, if I go to Paris and your mum goes to America, where will you go
AKPOS: America.
DAD: [angry] Why!?
AKPOS: Because I've been to Paris before
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Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said, "but I had just a single note of N1000 but, now there are ten notes of N100, how come?"
Akpos said "na me change am, because the last time I help person
find purse she say she for give me something but change no dey! So I
changed it".
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