A man missed his wife who travels so much that he felt their matrimonial bed was too big for him to sleep on and decided to sleep on the sofa, dinning chair and sometimes in the library.
When the wife came back, she asked the maid if her husband was sleeping fine and the maid answered: Madam, since you left, boss has been sleeping around oooh!
The woman fainted for three days and nearly died.
See how English grammar can cause a mess. Enjoy your day folks.
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