Husband: Sukitaki
Wife replies" Kowaniniiko!!!
Husband replies: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mini nakaoundinda tinkuji!!!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouj!!!
And YOU sit and read this...as if you understand Japanese!!! hahahahahahahahaha! you are just unbelievable!!
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn�t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, �We can�t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.�
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, �Please cancel the order. We can�t wait that long.�
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