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�NDC guru, Kwamena Ahwoi, says the mere mention of the NPP makes him feel like urinating. He said at the Sunyani NDC Congress last Saturday that he felt like visiting the gents to urinate whenever he heard the NPP being mentioned. Mr. Ahwoi was comfortably sitting [when] the MC, Elvis Afriyie Ankrah, announced that the NPP�s representatives should come and deliver their solidarity message. Mr. Ahwoi, at this juncture, stood from his seat and headed towards the washroom, which was at the right hand side of the VIP stand. Upon reaching where other NDC big wigs� were seated [Mr. Ahwoi] stopped� then mockingly said, �The mention of the name of the NPP has made me feel like urinating,� to which Baba Jamal and Haruna Iddrisu as well as other people present burst into laughter. Mr. Ahwoi headed straight to the washroom and returned only after Sammy Awuku had finished the NPPs solidarity speech, which lasted for some few minutes� (Abridged from Ghanaweb, July 11, 2011). Yesterday�s poor Ahwois Benighted SOCIALISTS Wore battered Charley-wote Wore bludgeoned tie & dye Soiled with poverty blood Their trousers were threadbare Slaughtered from Tema Station Ah! The �bend-down� boutique They did a Jerry before 1979 Ah! They debited kokonte Kokonte - �Face the Wall� Today the SOCIALISTS have it The Ahwois have it all They have tasted wealth They have tasted power Ah! CASHPRO Under JJ Rawlings Ah! CASTLEPRO Under Simpa Mills Ahwois wear �designers� No more threadbare tie-dye They have expensive SUVs No battered Charley-wote They have it all made Even have URINE made The Ahwois have urinated Have already urinated on JJ The piss of Greedy Bastards JJ made the Ahwois rich JJ made Ahwois powerful JJ plucked them all From acidic poverty Poverty of SOCIALISM So let Kwamena Ahwoi piss His bloating bladder is full Full of stolen state wealth CASHPRO-induced urination All have short memories Let the Ahwois urinate it all Time has a way of pissing us NDC, NPP, CPP, DFP Ghana�s political DDTs Poisons of our postcolony Killers of the dream Crusading for personal wealth Thievery opponents they are They are not antipodal enemies Uncouth Kwamena Ahwoi The CEDI-less SOCIALIST Now a predatory BILLIONAIRE Urinates on himself in public Holding his small shrinking tail Tail between his shriveling legs Urinates from his withering mind Uncouth Kwamena Ahwoi Like an asinine sheep Strutting in a public place Dunce-ing in malice Ahwoi did it all in public Like the proverbial sheep It farted, pissed, soiled It dropped it all Droppings on its tail Besmeared in excreta Like the proverbial sheep Ahwoi disgraced himself Not the NPP The bellyful Ahwois Kwamena Ahwoi Kwasi Ahwoi Ato Ahwoi May urinate it all Stolen wealth Bellyful riches CASHPRO it all Corruption Nepotism Cronyism Opportunism The Ahwois may piss it all At the mention of NDC Not at the mention of NPP NDC made them bellyful NDC is their vessel of riches NPP didn�t cause their bellyful Keep pissing Keep urinating Kwamena Ahwoi You can afford to piss Piss on anyone, anyone Time is the arbiter, the arbiter Time will tell and time will tell When, how, where, whom, who, what You will piss on your shrinking small tail Shrinking small tail between your scrawny legs