To the glory of God, Valentine’s-Day 2021 has come and gone peacefully for me! Why? In 2020, I was not that lucky!
Signs that I was catching a cold started on the Tuesday before Saturday 14th February 2020 Valentine’s-Day. By Friday I was knocked out despite the medication I had started. Plans of going to Kumasi that weekend for a funeral got scuttled with my cancellation of my flight. Come Saturday, my bed became my Valentine.
1999 Valentine Experience
Despite my experience of Valentine’s Day in 1999, having fallen suddenly ill in 2020 I told myself I would make up with a special treat for my “Manager” as soon as I got well.
What happened on Valentine-Day 1999?
As the Commanding Officer of the Ghana Military Academy, I left home early that morning as I always did. My day in the field was tiring. Therefore, when I got home in the evening expecting “Manager’s” smiling welcome, I was struck by the rather cold reception. When I asked what was wrong, the answer was a terse “nothing” which immediately confirmed there was something wrong.
My mind went into overdrive searching for what I could have done wrong again, as everything was fine when I left home that morning. Those were not the days of mobile phones which allow calling home anytime. Eventually after some persuasion, the answer came out……… ”you did not give me a card or wish me a happy Valentine’s Day this morning!”
I apologized profusely for my dereliction of duty and promised on my honour to be of good behavior with immediate effect!
When I told my officers the following morning at Coffee Break about my ordeal the previous evening at home for my not living up to Valentine protocols, they had a field day laughing at me. At the end of the coffee break, a “communique” was issued by my officers that, never again will they allow such a calamity to befall their Commanding Officer.
The communique was a simple one. Monthly reminders for me would take place regularly. From 1st January the following year I would be given weekly reminders. Then from 1st February, I would be given daily reminders. A week before Valentine Day, a card would be brought to me to inscribe the appropriate words of love.
On “Valentine minus One Day,” ie 13th February, I would be officially reminded at Coffee Break about my impending task the following morning. The card would then be safely stowed in my bag. Finally, my driver was to ask me before leaving home on Valentine’s Day if mission had been accomplished.
With this well-rehearsed procedure, things worked with military precision. There was joy in my house when I delivered the card and wished “Manager” a happy Valentine’s Day. My previous iniquity a year earlier was atoned for and I was forgiven.
So what happened in 2020?
The saying goes, “man proposes, and God disposes!” A bad flu the week of Valentine sentenced me to bed on Valentine’s Day. This I thought would easily be understood as a force majeure. Two days after Valentine, a brand new red towel was brought me in the bathroom to replace a blue one.
Innocently, I asked if that was my Valentine towel. The answer “which Valentine?” told me immediately that, I had thoughtlessly stirred the hornet’s nest. I was wrong in assuming that my confinement to bed on Valentine’s Day was enough excuse not to have produced a Valentine card.
Retreating immediately, I reassuringly said “don’t worry. Valentine has only been postponed to be celebrated when I get well.” Then came the policy statement! “You can postpone anything, but not Valentine’s Day!”
I instantly remembered the old saying “silence is golden” and quickly activated it, realizing that, that was a dangerous time to indulge in logic.
Boys’ Schools and Valentine’s Day
For us who spent seven years of our secondary education in Boys Schools, Valentine’s-Day was virtually unknown. Indeed until we married ladies who knew about Valentine’s-Day, it was not part of us.
However, extreme marketing hype has projected Valentine’s-Day to unprecedented heights. In Ghana, it has been additionally named Chocolate-Day to promote the awareness that we must eat chocolate from our cocoa. Incidentally, on 12 February 2021, a 95-year-old cocoa farmer said on TV that, he had heard of chocolate but had never seen/eaten one!
For anyone tempted to take Valentine’s Day lightly and plead illness on 14th February, remember the policy statement “you can postpone anything, but not Valentine’s Day!”
Please observe the covid-19-protocols.
Fellow Ghanaians, WAKE UP!
Brig Gen Dan Frimpong (Rtd)
Former CEO, African Peace Support Trainers Association
Family Health University College
Source: Brig Gen Dan Frimpong (Rtd)/ [email protected]
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