University To Award Woyomey

First, the courts awarded him a gargantuan judgement debt and now Alfredy Woyomey is set to be awarded an honorary degree for his groundbreaking work in the field of financial engineering.

Dayspring Christian University of Mississippi says it will honour Alfredy Woyomey for his �outstanding contribution� towards redefining financial engineering. A statement from the American university said: �Our honorary degrees are usually for sale but on this special occasion, we will award Mr. Woyomey with a gargantuan honorary degree, free of charge.� The renowned financial engineer, will receive the Honorary Degree of Doctor of Loot (DLO).

According tyo Dayspring University, financial engineering during the �pre-Woyome era� was defined as �the use of mathematical techniques to solve financial problems. It was an academic discipline which interlinked the fields of computer science, statistics, economics and applied mathematics to address current financial issues as well as to devise new and innovative financial products.� The outstanding thievery work of the Ghanaian has however redefined the scope of financial engineering with a single equation which explains the mathematical link between greed, kleptocracy and 51.2m GHC.

Mr. Woyomey will join honourable Sherryy Ayitteyy and a list of other illustrious individuals who have purchased received similar honours from the American university.

Source: yesiyesighana.com