THE crazy lifestyle of soccer badboy Mario Balotelli is exposed today by his secret lover. Gorgeous Chloe Evans recalled: �Being with him was like being in a circus � and I was his favourite clown.�
The Sun revealed yesterday she had a 19-month roller-coaster relationship with the maverick Manchester City striker � behind the back of his girlfriend Raffaella Fico, 23. Chloe, 21, finally ditched the madcap Italian last week.
And she summed him up with the words: �Imagine a cross between Willy Wonka, Michael Jackson and Peter Pan � and you�ve got Mario Balotelli.
�There�s nobody else like him in the whole world. It�s like being in the best Disney film you�ve ever seen. The fantasy, fun and action just never seem to stop.�
Yesterday the busty blonde revealed Balotelli liked her to make him up as a girl.
Today she describes how he filled his mansion with SWEETS, bet his brother �5,000 to drink his URINE, loved WATER fights and even hurled a LOBSTER at her.
Chloe, of Wythenshawe, Manchester, said: �Being in Mario�s life is a whirlwind of toys, sweets and kids� games. His house is like a children�s playground � everything is just mad, �About the only thing he didn�t do was to throw a foam pie in my face. I�d open my eyes in the morning and he would be stood over me with a huge cheeky grin. �Then he�d pull out a bottle of water and squirt it over my face.
�I�d run away. But he would chase me and pull my knickers into a wedgie. Once he pulled my pants so hard, they tore in half.�
Balotelli, 21 � expected to figure in tonight�s Premier League crunch game with Man United � was a regular visitor to the clothing boutique where Chloe worked.
She recalled: �Women would be trying on clothes.
�He�d sit next to me near the counter and when they came out he�d be like, �Oh yes, that is very nice�. It was so funny with his accent. I don�t know if any of them recognised him.
Chloe met Balotelli in Manchester�s exclusive Sugar Buddha nightclub in August 2010 � shortly after his move to City from Inter Milan for �24million.
He bombarded her with messages until she agreed to go on a date � and got her first taste of what the zany future held.
Chloe said: �We went to the cinema but Mario nearly got us all thrown out because he was throwing popcorn and laughing really loud. �He asked if he could see me the next day and we went shopping. It was weird because he would laugh at people he thought looked funny.
�Mario called overweight people Shamu, after Florida�s famous killer whale. Even a shopping trip with him was mental.
�We had our first kiss on that date, going up an escalator. It came from nowhere and was lovely. He�s a great kisser.�
Days later Mario � who was given up for adoption aged three � showed his affection in lavish style.
Chloe said: �He gave me a box, on it he had written, �Please never hurt me�, with a sad face drawn underneath. On the other side there was a huge smiley face with hearts as eyes.
�I opened the box and inside was the most amazing diamond bracelet I had ever seen. I didn�t know what to say. I had never been given anything so gorgeous.
�He was looking at me with his big smile and asked if I liked it. I was speechless, It was worth more than �15,000 and we had only been on a handful of dates. He was really generous. He bought me two Chow Chow dogs costing �850 each.
�There were only two left from the litter and he said I had to have both because we couldn�t leave one.
�I think it was because of his abandonment issues from when he was a child. I agreed to get both.�
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