I'm Selling My Testicles

A POET has declared he is selling his testicles to fund a holiday. Madcap Raffael Medina Brochero claims he is flogging his male parts for �12,800 so he can tour Europe with his poetry. He told a radio host in his home of Magdalena, Colombia, that he will give his private parts to the first person to pay his price. Brochero said his decision came after a 2012 South America tour left him broke. And he wants to avoid a repeat of his money woes in Europe. The Colombian poet has published 11 books during his 35-year career.On his website he states he sometimes wears his trouser legs at different lengths to �denounce social inequality�.