General: Hello! May I know you?
Caller (Akpos): sorry I want to
speak with Joy sir.
General: I said who are u & what
for?
Akpos: hmmm (after he
understood the situation at hand),
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO
from WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friend is
presently on the hot seat and needs
her help to answer a question for
2Million Naira. So the next voice
you hear after is her's, the time
starts now.......
General: ooh am
very sorry!!! Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take your
phone your friend needs your
help...........
Akpos: The question is, when are
you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening,
D. Night.
Joy: D. Night.
Akpos: Are you sure? Final
answer?....
Joy: yes am very sure!
Akpos: okay, greet that yeye
father of yours for me
Joy: Ok, thank you.
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The 1,000 Naira Note
Akpos got to school on Monday morning and the teacher Asked: why did you come late to school?
Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at the bus stop.
Teacher: Ok. Were you helping him to look for the money?
Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE?????? Na me stand on top of the money since.......... .!!!
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