When A Husband Told Wife He Is Leaving For A 3-Day Conference...

Wife: Darling, let's have a word of prayer before you go Hubby: Of course, Yes. Yes Yes, its very important Wife: kashabaya Lord, grant my husband traveling mercies Hubby: Amen Wife: Father cause his manhood to stop working if he commits adultery Hubby: (silent) Wife: khoshakaranta makhedoska libroska, Dear God, let him return home with a dead manhoood after any adulterous acts Hubby: (starts to sweat) Wife: Rakhadoska zerubhus In fact Father Lord, let... Hubby: Oh shut up. I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me the conference has been cancelled. Hmmmmmm na waaa ooooo