When A Husband Told Wife He Is Leaving For A 3-Day Conference...
Wife: Darling, let's have a word of prayer before you go
Hubby: Of course, Yes. Yes Yes, its very important
Wife: kashabaya Lord, grant my husband traveling mercies
Hubby: Amen
Wife: Father cause his manhood to stop working if he commits adultery
Hubby: (silent)
Wife: khoshakaranta makhedoska libroska, Dear God, let him return home with a dead manhoood after any adulterous acts
Hubby: (starts to sweat)
Wife: Rakhadoska zerubhus In fact Father Lord, let...
Hubby: Oh shut up. I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me the conference has been cancelled.
Hmmmmmm na waaa ooooo