Tampons, nudity and half the sex: What Fifty Shades Of Grey fans WON'T find in the new film

Fans of Fifty Shades Of Grey are purists in the least pure sense of the word. 

Open one of the many millions of copies of E L James's book that have been sold around the world at random and the odds are that it will naturally fall open at one of the x-rated sections of the story. 

But the enthusiasts keen to see the smuttier scenes faithfully copied onto the silver screen in the Hollywood blockbuster later this month are likely to be very disappointed.