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Ivanka Trump showed up, as you might have expected, at the United Nations along with her father, although it’s still unclear as to what, exactly, her position is within the US government. Surely nothing too important, since she has no experience at anything, ever, in any capacity.

Actually, strike that. She does have experience with fashion. That makes today’s faux pas even more baffling. It seems that Ivanka was suffering from perhaps an imperfect fit on her undergarments or maybe it was extraordinarily cold in every room she entered, or it could have been that she was just really, really happy to be there.