How A Terrorist In Prison Had Children Outside Jail By Smuggling Sperm In Snacks

A Palestinian terrorist, in prison for 15 years, has allegedly fathered four children during his time inside after his sperm was smuggled out in a crisp packet. 
 
The extraordinary claim was made by newly-released terrorist Rafat Al-Qarawi on Palestinian Authority Television. Despite sperm not lasting that long outside of its hosts body, he claimed that the bags are filled, released, and marked with the name of whomever has filled it.

He said: “We smuggled out sperm through the canteen. The Palestinian prisoner gives his family five items in a bag. It's like going to a supermarket and you want to give your family something, a gift, candies, cookies, juice, honey, whatever you want.